Mitch Berg (L) - Squawk radio host on the so-called "Patriot"

Thomas J. Swift (R) - smutty cartoonist and failed school board candidate

Swift Berging

We've seen Mitch Berg and Thomas Swift many times before on Sunshine. If this is your first visit, I'd recommended having a look at Pair o Thugs Tries Blackmail to get a feel for their MO.